Post by classic88 on Oct 27, 2013 12:00:24 GMT -5
Gorilla Monsoon: Hello everyone and WELCOME to the debut of WWF Superstars here on the TWA Challenge 2: Halloween Havoc!!
First off we here at WWF Superstars would like to apologize but the scheduled Rockers vs Twin Towers contest has been canceled due to some contractual issues.
Gorilla: The other issue, as you can see, is I have no broadcast partner! That weasel Bobby Heenan no showed our first event!
However, we always expect something like this, so I would like to introduce to you his replacement for the night....
Gorilla: The one and only "Superstar" Billy Graham!!
Gorilla: Superstar, welcome to Halloween Havoc!
Superstar: Gorilla it is great to be here for the TWA and it is great to be here for WWF Superstars!
The Superstar is here live and in color brotha! I just knew WWF Superstars wouldn't be complete without THE Superstar!
Gorilla: Well fans lets not waste anymore time. Up next we have the Ugandan Headhunter Kamala taking on the Ultimate Warrior in the first
match of our tournament to crown the first ever WWF Superstars Heavyweight Champion!
Gorilla: And here comes the wildman from Uganda! Kamala is HUGE!
Superstar: He's big AND scary, brotha! I wouldn't want to meet that man in a jungle!
Gorilla: OH MY! Listen to that reaction for the Ultimate Warrior!
Superstar: It's like he's been shot out of a cannon Gorilla! That man is ready for some action!
Gorilla: And it looks like Kamala doesn't know what to make of the Warrior!
Superstar: I don't think Kamala has ever seen anyone just as crazy as he is Gorilla!
Superstar: Oh wow! Kamala doesn't wanna wait anymore brotha!
Gorilla: What a pearl harbor job!
Superstar: Kamala has a purpose tonight! He's trying to take the Warrior out fast!
Gorilla: What a chop to the neck!
Gorilla: Big Irish Whip to the ropes here...
Gorilla: NO! Big reversal...
Gorilla: Warrior is getting ready for something here...
Superstar: Look at the strength of the Warrior, Gorilla!
Gorilla: Up, over and down! What a maneuver by the Warrior!
Superstar: That one almost shook me out of my seat Gorilla!
Gorilla: Kamala doesn't look like he knows where he is!
Superstar: What's the Ultimate Warrior doing?
Superstar: WOW! Big closeline!
Gorilla: 360!!!!
Superstar: He's right at my feet Gorilla!
Gorilla: This one is breaking down folks!
Superstar: Looks like the Warrior is coming out to get Kamala!
Gorilla: They're at our time keepers table now!
Superstar: Sean Mooney better watch out or he might end up hurt!
Gorilla: He just cracked him over the head with that mask! I can't believe this isn't a disqualification!
Superstar: This isn't just any match Gorilla! I think the referee wants a clean winner tonight! The stakes are too high!
Gorilla: He's picking him up now...what's he got in mind here?
Superstar: He's got his eyes on something Gorilla!
Gorilla: He's got him up...
Gorilla: Oh wow! Back first right into that ring post! That'll crack a vertebrae for sure!
Superstar: It'll make ya back crack and ya liver quiver brotha! That just looked nasty!
Gorilla: The referee is trying to get some order back into this match! It's about time ref!
Superstar: Gorilla Monsoon, I've never seen the Warrior take so much punishment!
Gorilla: I can't say that I have either, Superstar!
Gorilla: Two hands full of hair! Do your job ref!
Superstar: Kamala is using every short cut in the book!
Gorilla: Big knife edge chop!
Superstar: That one hurt me!
Gorilla: Big whip into the ropes...
Superstar: What's he got in mind here?
Superstar: OH WOW!
Gorilla: Look at the agility on the big man!
Superstar: I can't believe what I just saw! He better turn around though!
Gorilla: The Warrior caught him with a big closeline!
Superstar: He's coming at him again!
Gorilla: And another one!
Superstar: And he hasn't slowed down a bit!
Gorilla: Look at the energy coming from the Warrior!
Superstar: Kamala is out on his feet! He's dazed and confused!
Gorilla: What a tackle!!
Superstar: He's down and out, Gorilla!
Gorilla: Look at the Warrior shaking the ropes! He's getting his energy back!
Superstar: His adrenaline is pumpin tonight!
Superstar: He's going after him now!
Gorilla: Right in the breadbasket! What a kick by Kamala!
Superstar: Kamala looks awful proud of himself! Look at him slappin his belly!
Gorilla: The Warrior looks hurt! That was a nasty kick!
Superstar: Where is he going now Gorilla?
Gorilla: He's going up! He's looking for that big splash from the top!
Superstar: If he hits that it'll kill the Warrior!
Gorilla: Here comes 400 pounds flying from the top!
Superstar: The Warrior is moving Gorilla!
Superstar: OUCH!
Gorilla: Kamala landed flat on his face!
Gorilla: He's signalling for that big slam!
Superstar: But can he get him up Gorilla? He has taken a lot of punishment!
Gorilla: He's going for it....
Gorilla: He's got him up!
Superstar: He's doin it Gorilla!
Gorilla: And down he goes!
Superstar: I think I saw some fans get shaken out of their seats!
Gorilla: Off the ropes!
Superstar: Kamala looks like he's in a bad way!
Gorilla: He hits the other side and...
Superstar: Look at the hang time Monsoon!
Gorilla: BIG SPLASH!
Superstar: There's no coming back from that brotha!
1......2..............3!!!!!
Gorilla: It's over! This place has gone bananas!! The Ultimate Warrior advances to the semi finals!!
Superstar: The Warrior did it! Look at the....wait a minute! Who is this?!
Gorilla: Whats the meaning of this?!
Superstar: Who was that Gorilla? And what are they doing with Kamala?!
Gorilla: Superstar I don't know and I wish we could look more into this but we are out of time! Thanks for tuning in folks!